Stand in the Light;
Step into Freedom;
Bearer of Hope,
Clothed in Love;
Passion for Justice;
(I could say it was part of a litany in praise of Sen. Barack Obama, but for this next one)
and who could forget David Haas'
"Voices that Challenge".
Dredged up by Gerald Augustinus.
First, a confession: I forgot to fast and pray per my vow. I'll have to make it up this Friday. That's the bad news. The Good News is twofold: H.L. Crawdad got his essay done, and the Sucrose Inquisition released me Monday morning when I identified myself. They apologized profusely (I'm their boss), and promised never, never, never to get near me with a squeaking toy again.
They were last seen Saturday at dusk, heading in the general direction of the Church of Jumbuck, armed with a copier, a sqeaky rubber duck, and their trusty soft cushions. God help us all.
Read this if you have any interest about politics. In my opinion, conservatism's innate tendency to be the Champion ofthe Status Quo is coming out now, with defenders of what 45 years back was abhorrent jockeying for nominations in the Republican Party. Of course maybe people will get sick of the current society and stop voting for people who perpetuate it. Some people are actually doing that.
Now this is a nice example of the "position then evidence" attitude so much in evidence among, say, Kennedy-Assassination maniacs. If you find a historian using that, then throw his book into the nearest high-temperature-producing device.
Well, folks, I mind as well provide some prayers, translated by the ICEL from Latin.
Grace before meals:
Dear God: we like food. We like the food you give us. We like Jesus because he gives us food. Amen.
Grace after meals:
Thank you, God, for giving us stuff. You will not die. Amen.
Guardian Angel Prayer:
Dear angel, God told you to follow me around. Please don't get lost. Please tell me what to do. Amen.
Now let us speak of other things.
This is NICE:
Scroll down to the bottom of this link, and see what you find.
(From the same folks: the Tabasco-Sauce Holster!)
Not nice at all:
The picture actually looks more like, uh, uh, Elizabeth Gold from The Spy Who Came in from the Cold than Mary. Besides, it's filthy ugly. If I were Elizabeth Gold, or Mary, or whoever the statue's supposed to be, I would sue for libel. Then again, Gold didn't wear those floppy wing sleeves. Nor would Mary have, according to the unamious testimony of everyone from early Christians to 12-century sculptors to Velazquez to Our Lady of Guadalupe to Bernadette Soubirous.
Next week's essay: A Short Story concerning a Bookcase.
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Stand in the Light;