If I were a high-up Bishop or Cardinal...
I would ban Catholics in the USA from having sweets of any sort on Friday - in place of sacrificing meat.
"Muahaha!" I would say. "No Diet Coke, no Starbucks cappucino, no Hot Tamales, no Dairy Queen, no NOTHING!"
Unfortunately, folks would accuse me of bringing back the Sucrose Inquisition...
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