H. L. Crawdad shooting a World-War-II-era M1 carbine at
members of the Green Army of M-town, GWWFE (guys with weird facial expressions) division.
The crawdad got away, after putting multiple bullet holes in the jeep's transmission.
Supposedly a Humvee belonging to the Empire of Dallas got 'raptured':
Scoffers claim that it's not a humvee, it's a flashlight, a soldier, and a slice of cardboard. Furthermore, they object, if there had been a Rapture, Histor would have raptured too.
Speaking of which, Histor already knows what he wants for his birthday.