"Everything you want from a church, without the religion."
If a CHURCH won't give you RELIGION (defined as MORALS, DOCTRINES, and WORSHIP demanded by a supernatural authority), it's a CON JOB. A big fat "Sell the Brooklyn Bridge" CON JOB.
I must admit that "Church of Brunch" is an amusing name.
In a similar vein, let me advertise the first religion I have ever founded:
THE CHURCH OF JUMBUCK!COMING SOON!ALL THE STUFF YOU WANTED FROM YOUR CHURCH BUT WERE AFRAID TO
ASK IS IN HERE!PLUS AUSTRALIAN SHEEP!