Take my word for it:

Racism is going to make a comeback in this century.

It and Western culture are like Smaug and Peeps in combat.

Like this:

St. George's feast day was just the other day. So don't feel down, folks.

When is St. Bilbo's feastday? Or St. Bard the Bowman's?

Now I'm talking like a real Lord of the Rings nut. Darn.