And man...

When I see my brothers looking inane, it's more than I can do to not crush their skulls with featherdusters!

So no "Don't hit your brothers" announcements, Mom and Dad. It's natural for an older brother to want to smack his juniors. Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry natural. Can't stop it, buster.

(On the positive side, Mom, you don't need to post bail or hide me. I can protect myself from the cops with my featherduster.)

P.S: Pray for us not to get sick over Christmas.