Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Embrace the Prayer of the Frog

What about the worship of the Wasp-God?

It goes as follows:
  1. Find somewhere with wasps - my family's compost pile, f'rinstance.
  2. Get some food scraps - eggshells, coffee grounds, orange peel, etc.
  3. Hold a bowl full of the food scraps while standing before the place with wasps.
  4. Stand on your left leg.
  5. Start spinning around on your left leg (not letting your right touch the ground) while chanting, "Oooolooolooolooo...ooolooolooolooo..."
  6. Fling the food scraps in the direction of the wasps.
  7. Run like the dickens.


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