What about the worship of the Wasp-God?
It goes as follows:
- Find somewhere with wasps - my family's compost pile, f'rinstance.
- Get some food scraps - eggshells, coffee grounds, orange peel, etc.
- Hold a bowl full of the food scraps while standing before the place with wasps.
- Stand on your left leg.
- Start spinning around on your left leg (not letting your right touch the ground) while chanting, "Oooolooolooolooo...ooolooolooolooo..."
- Fling the food scraps in the direction of the wasps.
- Run like the dickens.